Timeline of things I’ve done

When Where Work Education Play Writing
  2009 London Planning, designing and building websites Using mathematics at the Open University   Oct Nov Dec
    Jul Aug Sep
  Black & white photos Apr May Jun
  Pretend Office & Septivium Jan Feb Mar
  2008   Oct Nov Dec
  Full-time course in Creating Theatre at the London International School of Performing Arts (LISPA)
Devised physical theatre including: masks; Commedia dell'Arte; the grotesque; dramatic storytelling; epic drama; acrobatics; the chorus; clowns; comedy and farce; Butoh dance; and more.

Also, a part-time one-year course in stage combat at the City Lit including rapier and dagger, and unarmed, passing my BASSC Fight Performance Test.
Jul Aug Sep
  Apr May Jun
  Jan Feb Mar
  2007 Oct Nov Dec
  Jul Aug Sep
  Apr May Jun
  Jan Feb Mar
  2006 Oct Nov Dec
  Acting classes
At the City Lit (one year Foundation course and other classes) and The Method Studio.
  Jul Aug Sep
  WhitStillman.org Apr May Jun
    Jan Feb Mar
  2005 Falklands photos Oct Nov
    Jul Aug Sep
  Japanese language evening classes
Why not? But I eventually gave up as I couldn't devote enough time to classes.
Avignon photos Apr May Jun
    Jan Feb Mar
  2004 Hackney photos Oct Nov Dec
    St Pancras photos Jul Aug Sep
  TheyWorkForYou.com & Serbia and Beach hut photos Apr May Jun
  California photos Jan Feb Mar
  2003 Portrait paintings Oct Nov Dec
    Jul Aug Sep
  Creative Technologist at UpMyStreet.com, London
Programming, design, site architecture, usability and stuff for the UpMyStreet website and public- and private-sector clients such as SomersetOnLine.
Paris photos Apr May Jun
    Jan Feb Mar
  2002 Pepys' Diary Oct Nov Dec
  Burning Man photos Jul Sep
  Haddock Blogs  
  Witham   Walton photos Jan Mar
  2001 SimonMortimer.com Nov
  Burning Man photos Aug Sep
  Haddock Review  
  Freelance web work   Feb
  2000 Houston   MS in Studies of the Future at University of Houston-Clear Lake
It seemed like a good idea when I was sick of London and websites I didn't care about. It was certainly an experience. I learned a lot and you can see some of the papers I wrote.
 
  Enron Field, Clear Lake, Houston photos Jul Aug
  Apr May Jun
  Byliner.com Mar
  1999    
  London Deputy Editor of Capital Radio's websites
Too, too long. The shallow fun of meeting stars didn't make up for having to listen to Capital FM all day.
 
 
  Amsterdam photos
  1998 Life drawings
   
 
 
  1997 Webmaster at Syzygy
It was OK. But everyone else ran away about the same time I did. I cobbled stuff together for sites such as Cartoon Network UK, Excite UK, Pepsi UK, the V&A, Whiskas, Wilkinson Sword and WPP.
SW USA photos
  Burning Man photos
  Haddock Directory
  User Interface Design evening classes at London Guildhall University  
  1996 Alpha Geek at Wired UK
I blagged a job as sysadmin and they were crazy days when any job title seemed possible. I couldn't believe I had a job at Wired, and it was all thanks to v1.0 going pear shaped. It was like this only more English and I've yet to enjoy a job as much as the first few months there. But eventually v2.0 also disappeared. The new economy is so fickle.
   
 
 
  1995
  Bristol Page Layout Artist, Bristol Evening Post
Part-time, scalpel, hot wax, black tape.
    French and German evening courses at various times while in Bristol.
  Modelmaker at Aardman Animations
Freelance, and more off than on. But it was fun, and the biggest pay cheques I could then imagine. Made models for TV ads for Chevron, Lurpak, Weetos, and a couple of days on A Close Shave.
  1994  
 
  Freelance Illustrator
I made £100 from one illustration in GQ.
 
  1993
   
  BA Graphics & Illustration at UWE
Had a great time, and loved Bristol which was why I stayed. Made lots of friends; made many stupidly arty (as opposed to good) things; wimped out and avoided too many parties; learnt a lot; did some paintings rather than spend my time on those nasty computers; went on an amazing mystery field trip to Berlin, Innsbruck, Venice and Bognor Regis; learnt about old Dutch paintings; discovered how much I enjoy movies; made many, many things out of mounting board; discovered how much I enjoy going to gigs; got drunk; cycled up and down hills.
Paintings
 
  1992 Work experience at a couple of theatres sometime during college.  
 
   
  Odd bits of nasty industrial temping during these years.
  1991
   
  Crittall photos
   
  1990
  Witham   La Defense photos
  Foundation Course at Braintree College
I learned how to create things other than the small black and white pen drawings of which I had previously been so proud.
 
 
  1989
   
  Witham Sixth Form Centre
 
  1988
 
 
 
  1987
  The Rickstones School
 
 
  1986
 
 
 
  1985
 
 
 
  1984
 
 
 
  1983
 
 
 
  1982
  Templars Junior School
 
 
  1981
 
 
 
  1980
 
 
 
  1979
 
 
 
  1978
  Chipping Hill Infants School
 
 
  1977
 
 
 
  1976
 
 
 
  1975
   
 
 
  1974
 
 
 
  1973
 
 
 
  1972
 
 
 
  1971