@jonty "Sir, what do we have here?"
"Hello Officer! It's a whalbushermon."
"I beg your pardon?"
"A whale filled with 12 double-decker buses, each filled with 9,722,222 sherbet lemons."
"I see sir."
"Yes, I have another 1494 of them! Can you tell me how to get to the Dome?"
One of my niche interests is theme park history, and I've been researching the Millennium Dome.
Somehow the official guide isn't in the British Library and has never been digitised. After an evening armed with scalpel, scanner, and wine, I preserved it: