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12 May 2018

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  • philgyford’s avatar

    @EuroLunch2018 👋

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    #eurovision #ISR

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    @Alby Every year until the end of time.

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    Herring1967’s avatar

    Jesus, what did we do to upset Europe?

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    @spaceboy Yeah. And he makes it seem deceptively effortless.

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    It’s amazing how much better Graham Norton is than whoever was doing the #Eurovision semi-finals. You’d think the gap between him and the second-best of all possible options would be smaller.

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    @mildlydiverting Isn’t it just.

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    @spaceboy Yeah. Although the election would barely be getting started now. And needs better outfits.

  • philgyford’s avatar

    It seems a bit bonkers that bloody #Eurovision is still, for me, the only time in the year that Twitter is all real-time, shared experience, chatty like this.

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    "On the 25th of May new rules mean you will no longer receive emails from us please take a moment to sign up aga-"

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    @spaceboy We just said the same. There’s a lot of un-cleavage this year.

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    mrchrisaddison’s avatar

    Portuguese Spice. Other Portuguese Spice. Third Portugese Spice and Portugeser Spice. #Eurovision

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    @spaceboy We shall never speak of this again.

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    All the crazy science fiction outfits look less silly than the too-short trousers and no socks fashion. #Eurovision

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    After Brexit, Australia should totally take the piss by applying for EU membership. #aus

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    Scary Vikingness kind of undermined by just stamping up and down on a shiny stage. #den

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    quantick’s avatar

    Thomas Dolby has let himself gay. #Eurovision

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    There’s a lot of dressing as if from a cancelled 1980s science fiction series. #Eurovision

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    Lots of purple lights… maybe a bit of yellow too would make a good colour scheme… #GBR

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    @tomcoates Does the broadcast take a bit longer to reach you?

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    #nor looks like the life and soul of the party. Unbearable.

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    @mildlydiverting Bienvenue!

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    Didn’t someone have a massive dress like that a year or two ago? #est

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    @EuroLunch2018 I don’t know how he cycled in that.

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    quantick’s avatar

    Like a goth to a flame. #Eurovision

  • philgyford’s avatar

    I can barely remember the cold and hateful world that existed before the make-a-heart-with-your-hands symbol was invented.

  • philgyford’s avatar

    Watching Eurovision. Hello everyone.

  • philgyford’s avatar

    The City of London’s important Policy and Resources Committee has 30 members: city-of-london-councillors.now.sh/colmem-9856e15…

    Nine of them list ‘freemason’ or ‘masonic’ as interests: city-of-london-councillors.now.sh/colmem-9856e15…

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    Here are the City of London’s councillors ordered by the number of committees they serve on: city-of-london-councillors.now.sh/colmem-9856e15…

    And the same but only councillors listing ‘freemason’ or ‘masonic’ as interests: city-of-london-councillors.now.sh/colmem-9856e15…

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    In theory the City of London’s councillors aren’t party-political. Here are the members’ interests including…

    “conservative” city-of-london-councillors.now.sh/colmem-9856e15… (15 members)

    “labour” city-of-london-councillors.now.sh/colmem-9856e15… (12)

    “liberal” city-of-london-councillors.now.sh/colmem-9856e15… (3)

    (out of 125 total members)

  • Liked tweets

  • EuroLunch2018’s avatar

    No-one’s tits are on talking terms tonight. It’s like centrist tit politics have evaporated, just leaving the far left and far right.

  • Herring1967’s avatar

    Jesus, what did we do to upset Europe?

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    "On the 25th of May new rules mean you will no longer receive emails from us please take a moment to sign up aga-"

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    #swe #eurovision

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    "Hello and welcome to Games Workshop, how can we help you today?"

  • charliesardines’s avatar

    #UKR #EUROVISION

  • mrlerone’s avatar

    That Google robot chat thing sounds great but restaurants and hairdressers were the wrong places to choose for showing it off. Independent businesses aren’t the ones I don’t want to talk to. Let’s see it cancel my Comcast account.

  • blogjam’s avatar

    I'm not sure this camouflage thing has been thought through properly.