A relentlessly-focused campaign. I approve! (via @gwire)
@migurski I’m sorry.
@migurski Soft or hard boiled, with soldiers or without, how else would one eat a fresh boiled egg?! Was freedom from the British monarchy worth this?
@schinckel Apparently they don’t soft-boil eggs at all! Imagine, an entire nation that’s never dipped bread in a boiled egg! The horror, the horror.
In fact their robots.txt prevents Google etc from indexing it too, so maybe it’s a mistake…?
They come up with a bazillion ways to ask for a fried egg but they don’t know how to eat a boiled egg!
I… I’m speechless. How didn’t I know this? How has America become a SO-CALLED world power without egg cups? twitter.com/innesmck/statu…
I'VE JUST BEEN INFORMED AMERICANS DO NOT HAVE EGG CUPS AND I AM SO ANGRY RN