On casual, summery, shirt collars.
@jaggeree I like them, but the show just didn’t excite me at all unfortunately.
@jaggeree No, I watched it live :/
LCD Soundsystem, Grimes, Underworld, CHVRCHES, Christine and the Queens, are what I’ve enjoyed most on Glastonbury. Lots more still to try.
EXT. TRAFALGAR SQ. DAY.
An ALIEN emerges from spaceship.
ALIEN: Take me to your leader!
BRITON 1: er
BRITON 2: um
BRITON 3: Sorry, our what?
@tomstuart What are these “leaders” of which you speak?
Clicked a post in Facebook which opened a Tweet containing screenshots of comments on Facebook. I despair of this internet.
BREXIT DAY 3. No PM. No opposition. Banks preparing to leave. UK being governed via a column in the Daily Telegraph.
Tom Watson, with his muddy Glastonbury wellies on, after his train arrives back in London.
They've shot themselves repeatedly in the foot!
Christ! What fuckers! We'd better shoot ourselves in the foot too!
"Mummy I'm not called Sibyl any more. I am now called SWISH TEAM."
if anyone has any archdukes that are vulnerable to assassination, please hide them now