David Quantick’s imagined mourners at Thatcher’s funeral.
Thatcher Fucked The Kids.
@rex3000 I hope you make a speedy recovery!
@paulpod I’ve rejected several submissions precisely because they didn’t meet the “acquihire and delete all content” criteria.
@tomstuart Ho ho. If Matter was deleting all existing content then I would be taking a screen capture right now.
@gwire Who could possibly have imagined that there would be some culture differences between the two Wireds?!
@joe_malia DJ Jazzy Geoff Hoon & The Fresh Prime Minister
@joe_malia Tony! Toni! Toné! Benn
Re gov.uk: guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2… “it is difficult see where the design is.” It is better to say nothing and be thought a fool…
(As evidenced by me linking to the wrong article. let’s try again.)
(Also, trying to share stuff you read in the Guardian’s otherwise decent iPad app is maddening.)
@foe @moleitau Good luck, have fun!
George tries to pick up a woman by claiming to be a cop that arrested a suspect in Boston case. CNN producer overhears it, runs it as fact.
Jar Jar Binks, blacked up and carrying a banjo and a watermelon.
The cast of Operation Yew Tree.