On how a shirt should fit. I’ve seen some horrible, figure-hugging shirts on men. Don’t do it!
@phl Not sure… I remember other sonic weaponry experiments but nothing else. Nothing. Weird, it’s as if…
@russelldavies I think I might!
I still keep making that ‘How To Do Accents’ CD start playing in iTunes while Spotify plays. And I still keep thinking “Ooh, this is good!”
@D_Nye_Griffiths Yes, I was shocked, *shocked* to discover the security services can use this social data, not just stalkers and thieves!
@D_Nye_Griffiths Yes, I read that “so-called” in a mocking, disbelieving voice with imminent air quotes.
I thought, “This music’s good!” Then realised I’d accidentally started playing my ‘How To Do Accents’ CD while listening to ambient drone.
@alicebartlett I met her too!
Best swim for ages. I was like the Man From Atlantis.
A horse walks into a bar. "Too late" says the bartender, "we're joking about the pope now".
"He's right" sighs Richard III
George's gf is embarrassed they met online, creates fake backstories for them but can't pick one. ELAINE:"How'd you meet?" G:"I don't know!"