'Tristan + Isolde' on Film 4 at the moment. On its release, 'Sight & Sound's caption for the review's photo: "Love in the time of coracles".
The amount of Dorset Cereals I eat, I’m sure I should have won at least two of their three camper vans by now.
@alruii Drivetime has been happening over this side of the office, in the house of fun.
@gwire I suspect you have deliberately sent these emails shoddily to distract from your usually perfect technical operative modus operandi.
@gwire You seem to know a suspiciously large amount about this…
@gwire Does that mean I win the game, or that I’m going to die first? Or both?! Exciting!
Ooh, another, slightly different anonymous email containing maps of Japan, a photo of a stone and, this time, a squashed Illuminati pyramid.
@chrislunch Have fun. I think it gets better as it goes on, as the references and callbacks pile up. I’ve started watching them all again.
@matlock Obviously, we’ll exchange tales at our exclusive letter-writers’ club later today.
Yay, the Guardian printed a letter of mine: gu.com/p/32eba It’s like graduating from posting comments.
Olay keep claiming they fight the 7 signs of ageing. Does that include becoming more right wing? Because that's the really problematic one.