2011-08-09 (Tuesday)

@abscond But I'm hiding in my castle *every* night!

@tomtaylor That cat looks angry and disenfranchised.

Sam showing the rioters that life goes on. RT @samuelpepys: I took my wife and Deb. round by Hackney, and up and down to take the ayre.

@spaceboy Look, I just took what I deserved OK?! Why can bankers have nice cheese and I’m stuck with slices? Cheese payback!

@spaceboy It’s too early to confirm whether I ate half an avocado and started the Cropwell Bishop. But cleanup teams will be required.

Reports of rioting here (in my spare room) are greatly exaggerated. It’s nothing more than a minor kerfuffle and there’s almost no looting.

@benterrett @russelldavies I’m buying all the panic I can!

@mik3yb Thank you for the clarification Mr Mike. Back to your Daily Mail now!

@mik3yb Yes, because the armed forces are paid for with fairy dust instead of taxes :)

This had better not turn out to be some guerilla marketing stunt by JD Sports.