2020-03-31 (Tuesday)

@mathowie Look I’m just revelling in all these new rules and the opportunities for tutting and rolling my eyes from a distance.

@mathowie Hugs?! Good Lord man, I’m British!

@kaptinhansum I saw that in the cinema and felt pretty unsettled emerging into what seemed like the real world after.

@marrije Very elegant!

This is just a bear... being a good citizen.

@philgyford then will we ever get to tightly queue again?

2 weeks of isolation and we're out here making picnic tables for squirrels because we're insane

In The Air Tonight drum solo: Quarantine edition

a couple months ago, a fellow millennial colleague and I tried to explain the 'whimsy' fad of the early 2000s to our gen Z colleague. we were like, you don't understand how bad it was. we participated in public pillow fights — we did graffiti that said 'you are beautiful' —

I’m currently writing a period drama set seven weeks ago