Enoch Blyton's Secret Seven. #leadersdebate
@charltonbrooker It's OK, they're powered by hot air.
@danburzynski I just sicked up in my mouth.
Is Farage thinking "Oh the *next* bit's about immigration?! Silly me, I must have looked a fool, banging on about it before!" #leadersdebate
I mainly want to vote for any of the women, coincidentally. As I'm in England I can only vote for one of them so there we go. #leadersdebate
@tomcoates Weird isn't it. So consistent.
@dotcode At least on Eurovision the participants wait their turn.
@warrenellis I am half-way to collecting the 300 rat pelts you require before I can unsubscribe.
Yesterday I saw one April Fools but lots and lots of tweets about how awful April Fools is. I'm doing something right, but not everything.