2013-11-09 (Saturday)

I specialise in unfunny jokes for a very minimal sector of the global Venn diagram.

grunt watch: A Node-based command for running background tasks OR Chris Packham observing US infantry personnel in their natural habitat.

@katylindemann I’ve used it for stuff sold on eBay. I used to avoid Post Office by using Mailboxes etc, but this is cheaper. So easy.

Pleasantly impressed with the @CollectPlus service for sending parcels. Easy, cheap, tracking included, they all arrived on time.

@alruii @blogjam @joe_malia Oh, I forgot to mention: you’ll be sharing the speakers with a couple, a party animal and a family of five.

@suegyford @maryloosemore The “How to survive IKEA” guide I read specifically warned against the marketplace :)

@suegyford Oh no, straight in and out! @maryloosemore may require her own more leisurely trip, without husband, at some point…

@alruii @blogjam @joe_malia Can I buy them and then rent them out by the month?

@suegyford We went from Neasden tube. Still had to bend through a hole in a fence and walk through a car park.

@paulpod No. Lack. Poäng.

First ever trip to IKEA. Experienced first-hand the disdain for pedestrians and thorough adequacy.

Good point TFL. So why did you build a Fucking cycle lane there then?!

Titanic to scale in front of a modern passenger ship