Proper, big, exciting

I was on telly earlier this evening, on this episode of The One Show on BBC One. I’ve sneakily put the segment I was in on YouTube (ssshhh, no one will know!). I start about 40 seconds in:

Yes, my bit is very short, but it was a lot of fun to do. The crew came round to our flat yesterday, five of them, including a chap on work experience, and they were all lovely. They got to work quickly, shooting on the balcony to save putting up any lights, but the sun was fading behind the clouds and the rain was starting up again, so it was a bit of a race.

Once the position of the camera was sorted out, Anita Rani, the reporter, squeezed in beside it, someone else held one of those big reflective discs pointing upwards, between me and the camera, and we started. Anita asked me various questions about Samuel Pepys’ diary, and why I keep a diary, and I did my best to answer coherently without waffling.

I really enjoyed it. I’ve never been on TV before, and never did any work on camera when I was doing all that acting, so it was all new to me. I loved trying to answer questions in shortish sentences, make sense, not say something stupid, not pause too much, and not worry about how silly or wet I looked (the rain was picking up).

When I was done they very quickly filmed the reverse shots, of Anita asking all the questions again, this time facing the camera, which was now positioned where I’d been standing. It all looks pretty seamless in the finished thing of course.

We then went to get a shot of me using the computer, and ended up with me sat at Mary’s computer because the position worked better for the light and camera. “Those colourful books” in the background (a few O’Reilly’s etc.) were moved over from my desk to brighten things up. I sat there typing nonsense while they briefly filmed.

And that was it, they were off to their next appointment.

It’s interesting to see the result. I expect everyone’s horrified to see themselves on film but, you know, we are what we are. It’s fine. And no, I’m not really “a diary fan” with “a passion for diaries”, but “here’s a man who doesn’t care much if other people write diaries” doesn’t make for good telly.

There was a point where I felt a bit silly when I was being urged to be more enthusiastic, and try to convince Anita she should keep a diary, but I just went along with it. I guess, on a much, much more extreme level, it’s that willingess to please that Chris Morris took advantage of with celebrities on Brass Eye. You don’t want to disappoint, there’s not much time, and everyone’s so nice. Looks like that bit didn’t make the cut, which is probably just as well.

I’m always impressed with the efficiency of radio and TV people (some of the most terrifyingly efficient professionals I’ve ever encountered were while I worked on Capital Radio’s websites years ago). Their industries have had decades to perfect systems and processes, and they’ve had time to adapt to any changes. They work with systems that must produce faultless, seamless results — compare how rarely you see or hear dead air compared with how unsurprised you are if a website is temporarily broken.

It’s also amazing how much work goes into what seems like a small amount of finished product. I’m guessing that crew of five people was filming all of yesterday at various locations and then some of them probably spent all of today editing it down to three seamless, coherent minutes. Add on the time that it took to find, contact and coordinate the shooting of punters like me earlier in the week and that’s a lot of man hours for three minutes of TV that goes out once; it’s unlikely that this kind of thing will ever be repeated.

This is balanced out by the viewing figures I guess (for whatever they’re worth…). The One Show gets around 3.5-4 million viewers which, looking at things from a web-person’s point of view, is an awful lot of people at one single moment.

It’s also interesting how we’re all so in thrall to “old media” still. Plenty of people in my circle may often be a bit dismissive of TV and its lumbering attempts to get to grips with the new digital world. But we still get a huge thrill out of appearing in “old media”, whether it’s on telly, on the radio, or in a newspaper. It feels proper, big, exciting. Random people you know might see you!

I suppose it’s all part of the scarcity. The web is great because anyone can appear on it. But that also makes it less exciting from the ego-boosting point of view. It’s not that exciting to appear on a huge, popular website, compared to being on TV. This few seconds on primetime BBC One is more of a thrill than having my face on a BBC News page for, currently, seven years. And while this 2004 article about me on the Guardian’s site is ego-stroking enough, seeing exactly the same words, with my photo, in the paper for a single day was so much more of a thrill.

But that’s enough about me isn’t it. This was a fun and interesting thing to have done.

Please send requests for autographs to my people.


  • That was pretty interesting Phil! Good to read your thoughts on the process and significance of it too. Very interesting indeed.

  • Hi Phil
    Although I didn't see The One Show and my laptop can't cope with viewing YouTube I found your experience interesting. I take more of an interest in the making of TV programmes these days as, to keep myself entertained for free, I apply for tickets to TV shows. Amazingly I'm keen to watch today's "Take Me Out" as my daugther and I were in the audience!
    When I was made redundant four years ago, and therefore not at a computer all day, I unfortunately stopped reading Pepys' diary as I'd been doing when you first started - it's now such a monumental task to try and catch up (didn't have Internet access until recently)!!

  • Hi Lynn!
    Lovely to hear from you. Maybe forget about the huge task of catching up on Pepys, and just start at the "current" entry?

  • Have I missed the exciting bit though - Plague and Fire?!

  • Yeah... I suppose you should catch up on those too. We should have some kind of edited highlights!

    "Previously, on Samuel Pepys' Diary..."

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13 Jan 2011 at Twitter

  • 9:56pm: For anyone who wanted to see it but didn't, here's me on the telly:
  • 8:23pm: @revdancatt @antimega Maybe I'll get my photo on the wall behind the counter! :)
  • 8:07pm: @antimega @revdancatt I'll be there too!
  • 8:05pm: @CaptainTom3 @samuelpepys' tweets are all quotes from his genuine diary, often trimmed for length.
  • 7:08pm: @the_real_elaine Really? Why aren't I a good advert for keeping a diary? I'm curious :) #theoneshow
  • 7:05pm: Well, that was brief. Was much fun to do though :) Amazing how much work goes into such a short bit. Telly people are good. #theoneshow
  • 7:02pm: Really, I don't have "a passion for diaries". I was getting quite wet, it was raining. #theoneshow
  • 4:20pm: @benterrett Yes, it was Boris, on a Goodies-style tandem with David Beckham and Lady GaGa pedalling behind him!
  • 4:13pm: @benterrett You'll certainly be one person higher than whoever it was you were overtaking. Nearly there!
  • 4:12pm: @dotcode Maybe the meeting's in IPSWICH? Maybe they've all gone to IPSWICH? (Am I getting the hang of this football thing?)
  • 3:03pm: @morrick Only if you can access BBC1 from Spain (assuming that's where you are) somehow. Maybe my bit will *cough* find its way online…
  • 2:08pm: @macintosh I have no idea what you're talking about.
  • 1:55pm: I will be saying spurious things about diaries on #TheOneShow, BBC 1, tonight at 7pm.
  • 1:52pm: @benterrett I saw you on your bike this morning. You were overtaking someone. Well done.
  • 9:37am: 2 men with ties have come into this hip coffeeshop while I've been here. Both have just wanted "a coffee". It's never so simple these days.
  • 8:53am: @dotcode Ha ha! If I supported a team it would be Ipswich. Ha ha you losers! Whoever your team is, losers! LOOOOZERRRZZZ!
  • 8:52am: @Zoonie Yay, thanks for the Daily Show tips, will give it a whirl. Don't want to spring for a VPN just for this.

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