@picklesvat The current tactic is to run after them, clapping loudly. A water pistol is a good idea but I fear that, like throwing small stones or shouting from an open window, the pesky varmints won't go far and will return more swiftly.
I have a new job!
I now chase squirrels off the bird feeders. While it's only a seasonal role, it is full-time and physically demanding. I'm looking forward to literally giving at least 110%.
@ianbetteridge @philgyford Holly is in a constant war with them. Last summer we had the patio doors open and two of them chased each other in to our living room, did a quick tour and ran out again. My instant reaction was to throw my laptop to the ground and run out the room, shouting 'SHIT OFF' at them.
The choice of “Guru Mediation” for Varnish 503 error responses (“Mediation” in Fastly’s fork) is a nod to the Commodore Amiga ROM, and thus utterly incomprehensible to most people.
@philgyford I bet the pay is peanuts though.