I apologise to all clowns for having previously likened our government to a bunch of clowns.
Go to work or be fired
Eat at Nando’s you fucks
Now eat a Pret you hungry fucks
Keep the schools open or we’ll sue
Now have Christmas with your gran
Due to unforeseeable circumstances we’re locking you all indoors till March
Manic Street Preachers: If you tolerate this, your children will be next
Boomers: hmm. But *I'll* be ok?
Manic Street Preachers: Well, yes, but your children-
Boomers: *tolerates this*