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2 October 2020


  • philgyford’s avatar

    @tom_mallory @mala That’s a good one! Where’s it from? I don’t think I have it on yet.

  • philgyford’s avatar

    @benbrown Ha, same. I guess I type faster than the time it takes my brain to say, "You know you could just hit Return to finish typ… oh never mind".

  • philgyford’s avatar

    @frijole I didn't realise there were no ads on the web version, thanks. I'll bear that in mind next time I feel weak and succumb to the lure.

  • philgyford’s avatar

    Tried Instagram for the first time in a long time. Nice to see some friendly faces but also saw an ad with a man who seemed to be vacuuming his armpit, and another with a car being knocked into a canal. Nope.

    EVIL 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 EVIL 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 EVIL 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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  • suegyford’s avatar

    I’ve been watching swathes of 80s episodes of The Bill recently. They’re great, and I don’t *think* it’s just nostalgia. Things that leap out at me:

  • KathyBurke’s avatar

    All those pious tweets saying you’re as bad as Trump if you’re not sympathetic can fuck right off. He’s a cunt and I don’t give a shit about him and if that makes me a cunt too then good. Have a lovely, safe day. 😘

  • jelenawoehr’s avatar

    JED BARTLETT: *peering at news* Abby, did you see this?

    ABBY: don't get your blood pressure up. it's not your concern anymore.

    JED: well, of course it is. can't a man be interested in current events?

    ABBY: just tell me you won't call--

    JED: get Toby on the phone, will you?