In one column, @samuelpepys goes to the bear pit to see a fight between a butcher and a waterman, followed by a stage invasion. In the other column Boris Johnson answers MPs' questions re Cummings.
"…and there they all fell to it to knocking down and cutting many on each side."
It appears no one has made this obscure "joke" yet, so… *clears throat*…
Dominic Cummings' explanation wasn't so much a Glomar response as a… LogMAR response!
Thank you, thank you.
@NickieAiken_MP On the plus side, the MP's email was automatically filtered into "Junkmail", so at least I know that one thing's functioning as it should.
@dorianfm 👋🏻 💻 ➡️ 🌎
Have a nice day, everyone. Here is a video of my cat who sleeps with a cardboard cutout of Danny Devito and gets mad when you try to take it from him.
The BBC accidentally said the facts of something rather than pretend that there were two sides to it. They're very sorry and won't do it again. twitter.com/BBCNewsPR/stat…