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12 December 2019


  • philgyford’s avatar

    “Boris, he’s vaguely sinister,
    Boris, he’s a shit prime minister.”

  • philgyford’s avatar

    “He’s a dirty old shagger, can’t control his cock,
    And even he don’t know how many kids he’s got,
    Got the Boris Johnson blues.”

  • philgyford’s avatar

    “That’s why we hashtag fuck Boris”

  • philgyford’s avatar

    “People often ask us what it is that makes us tick,
    It’s Boris Johnson’s head upon a stick, stick, stick.”

  • philgyford’s avatar

    Ugh god, surely there’s a market for an election night coverage programme that omits unbearable people. I have to choose between Stanley Johnson, George Osborne and Priti Patel… I need a shatterproof TV.

  • philgyford’s avatar

    Don’t forget to vote today. Here’s my perennial, newly-updated, inspirational playlist, containing something for everyone* 🌹…

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  • ArlanWasHere’s avatar

    Absolutely no ripple effects racing through the male founder community in the aftermath of WeWork’s implosion.…

    bryce’s avatar

    Very real ripple effects racing through the female founder community in the aftermath of last week’s Verge/Away piece.