“Boris, he’s vaguely sinister,
Boris, he’s a shit prime minister.”
“He’s a dirty old shagger, can’t control his cock,
And even he don’t know how many kids he’s got,
Got the Boris Johnson blues.”
“That’s why we hashtag fuck Boris”
“People often ask us what it is that makes us tick,
It’s Boris Johnson’s head upon a stick, stick, stick.”
Ugh god, surely there’s a market for an election night coverage programme that omits unbearable people. I have to choose between Stanley Johnson, George Osborne and Priti Patel… I need a shatterproof TV.
Don’t forget to vote today. Here’s my perennial, newly-updated, inspirational playlist, containing something for everyone* 🌹open.spotify.com/playlist/3zb2P…
Absolutely no ripple effects racing through the male founder community in the aftermath of WeWork’s implosion. twitter.com/bryce/status/1…
Very real ripple effects racing through the female founder community in the aftermath of last week’s Verge/Away piece.