@danhon ‘The 1 Biscuit Diet’ will be in shops in time for the Holidays and/or Christmas.
@MrDarrenGarrett I’ve made a huge mistake.
@infovore It’s November! Mince pies are not an option!
@indec But… but… I’ve had my cup of tea for the afternoon. I don’t understand. You can’t… can’t… mean I have two cups?! Ha ha! You’re crazy!
UPDATE: Finished cup of tea; half a biscuit left. This has gone terribly wrong. I wasn’t up to such a challenge, sorry. We’re all wiser now.
@jaggeree It’s the only way I can cope with today’s world.
@0898CHEATHCO It’s not December yet! I’m not insane!!
Throwing all caution to the wind, pushing it to the limit, and living life on the edge: Having TWO biscuits with my afternoon cup of tea!