Poems made from fragments of Samuel Pepys’ diary entries.
@revdancatt Although the childcare is often merely adequate.
Most of #britishjaegers could just be phrases pulled out of Half Man Half Biscuit songs.
@chrislunch SWIFT HALF. BITTER SHANDY. BRANSTON PICKLE. GINSTERS PASTY.
@tomcoates George Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.
@infovore You can’t stop now, ARMITAGE SKANKS!
@spaceboy It’s OK - there are 6 hours tomorrow when it’ll be down for maintenance, at which point it’ll be less confusing.
To whom it may concern: Pretend Office public archive has been nudged into life: pretendoffice.co.uk/lists/everyone/ IT is looking for the older posts.
@whoisdanw I wish I knew the answer. I’ve emailed support. The real one.
@infovore I hadn’t even realised the list was still working, since a Joyent -> TextDrive server move. Commiserations, btw.
@benhammersley Prince Kramer might be safer?
I pay £10 a month for the Guardian on iPad. I would pay more for only the bits I want to read. Easier said than done.
I think the Guardian’s page 2 box all about Kate’s blue dress is the final straw. Unsubscribing. JUST TELL ME THE NEWS!
@danhon Next you’ll say the Internet is a modern miracle that will bring humans closer together and foster greater understanding! Madness!
LOVE ACTUALLY #britishjaegers
WRONG TROUSERS #BritishJaegers
San Francisco is a beautiful meeting place for people of every race, creed, sexuality and economic background who are rich now.
FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian