@mildlydiverting No, you can see the cables when the camera pans.
Odd thing about #eurovision: they never show any maps.
None more gay. #eurovision
@tomskitomski It is something to behold - best Twitter night of the year (when the Olympics aren’t in London).
@tomskitomski Sorry, “mad” not “stupid”. Easy to take the wrong way.
@tomskitomski No one’s shouting. You’re just going round telling everyone at the party they’re stupid and you’re better than them. Have fun!
@tomskitomski It must be fun having you at a party if you don’t like what other people are talking about.
@tomskitomski No, everyone’s just chatting. You’re allowed to do something else, we won’t mind.
Verdict on Iceland here: Ewan McGregor singing Hallelujah. #eurovision
I’m sure I’ve seen the Hungary guy in every coffee shop in Silicon Technology Roundabout. #eurovision
The people I follow on twitter have very different opinions about Bonnie than all-too-nice Graham Norton does. #eurovision
Blah blah Bonnie. Romania! #eurovision
Coming together as one is always the dream. #eurovision
Malta should be on Sarah Records. #eurovision
Awww Malta, bless. #eurovision
@rex3000 Good show from Belarus. Well done, good work. Congrats.
@rex3000 The appearance of colour represents finding love / waking up without a hangover / your country freeing itself from Russia. Guessing
@tomcoates What they said, plus: an online service means your followed feeds can update even if you don’t open the app for ages.
Not sure if it’s better training, better career prospects, better pay, better management, or fear of court martial/ death. But they’re good.
The armed services make the best service sector staff. Polite, efficient, welcoming. Like when they took over the security at Olympics.