The Unabomber’s cobbled-together shoes, designed to leave fake, wrong-sized footprints. (via @GreatDismal)
Oh, this is a nice painted timeline which I want to spend lots of ink on printing out and putting on the wall to ponder. (Via @mildlydiverting)
So, what can we all watch next weekend? #eurovision
I could have watched twice as many songs. The voting... no. #eurovision
Switzerland, Moldova or Serbia for me. #eurovision
@matlock Red button hasn't worked for us all evening. :(
@paulpod Yes, Twitter should be making events. (If they had any way to make money from people tweeting about them.)
@blech I sit corrected.
@blech I bet you're watching it on the black market Internet though, so I'm not sure it counts as an official export...
Someone help my husband - he's hyperventilating. Lots of love @maryloosemore
Is it the same Stereo Mike as in 'Drinking in LA'? #eurovision
Mary's reaction to Lithuania: "Shall I go and put the potatoes on?" #eurovision
I already don't understand how #eurovision limped along for so many years until Twitter made it work. I never used to watch, now it's great.
@russelldavies Shuffle over a bit. Ta. Could you pass the crisps?
@antimega Have you heard of Colin Stetson? You might like. (Also, please repeat any good recommendations.)
A nice jaunt through the other London, round Richmond Park (can't believe I've never been before), then home. Now I will eat everything.
Waiting for the predicted rain to arrive and then leave before going for a bike ride.
All of these people calling in scores: it's the Uncanny Valley *from the other direction*.