Tuna melt in some nice cafe on Valencia, surrounded by people silent on laptops. The junior server can't do very simple maths.
Hello San Francisco. I know it's been some time, but we still have something going, yes? It wasn't you, it was me. You look just the same.
If I ever start a theatre co. it will be called Security Theatre. Patrons will leave feeling annoyed and ruffled, muttering "ridiculous".