"Everyone says it. I say I love Häagen-Dazs and my broadband provider but I love Sophie more than them. In most respects. Hello, I'm a PC."
"Hello, I'm a Mac... do I suck mummy's finger? I'm sucking mummy's finger."
"That's just how things are these days... put a zip here, a swastika there..."
Categorising MP3s... Britpop, Shoegaze, Twee Pop.
Twiddling fingers (OK, reading RSS feeds) until server is rebooted and I can start on next week's Pepys.
On tube, trying to come up with an idea for a piece our group has to present on Monday.