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30 May 2011 at Twitter

  • 9:26pm: @benhammersley THE MONEY’S BACK! THE MONEY! THE MONEY!! HA HA THE MONEY’S BACK!!! #sigh
  • 4:20pm: @stml Congrats to the #brigaudax team! Rain's just hit London; I trust your heroic thighs have remained dry.
  • 3:44pm: The descendants of today's high flyers will be known as soggybottoms.
  • 3:42pm: Tribunal computers will mine and crunch the creaking databases of Tripit, Dopplr, petrol stations and the supermarkets of the time.
  • 3:40pm: Come the flood, the height above sea level of peoples' homes might be determined by their CO2 emissions in the early 21st century.
  • 2:57pm: Hangover thresholds are much lower than they used to be. I blame the recession. And cuts. And Clegg. And Boris. This pasty against them all.